Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,750 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/165 points)
Survive a wave of Doomsday Theory.
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
Gain enough points to rebuild a lost city.
Survive five waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Don't allow any missiles to hit the ground.
Survive ten waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory.
Win an extra city, but have no dead cities to rebuild.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory with all six cities intact.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/160 points)
View the ending credits
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
Save your game
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 14/17 (355/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
